BrAiN eXpLoSiOn?!

I'm talking to a friend who said they swallowed gum and it seems to be stuck in the throat. (:
^by the way, I hope you're okay.

ANYWAY. (: She said it was sticky...
AND THEN I SAID...
THAT MY BRAIN IS STICKY BECAUSE IT EXPLODED AND ALL THESE STICKY SUBSTANCES CAME FLYING OUT OF MY BRAIN. And now when I shake my head I can hear these liquid-y sticky-ish substances swishing around in my head and clogging everything up and stopping my brain from working. OH NOES. My marks be flying down from the CNTOWER to the ground soon!
FWOOSH FWOOSH!
FLAP FLAP
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG.
SWISH SWISH.
^ the sound of my brain full of the substance.
UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE FOUND. WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEEOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EMERGENCY! CALL THE AMBULANCE! A WEIRD UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE HAS BEEN FOUND AND IS NEEDED TO BE EXAMINED AND OBSERVED!
QUICK DOCTORS! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND KOKORO DIES WITH BLOOD COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH AND AND AND OH MY GOSH IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY!!! BLOOD'S SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE!
MAYDAY MAYDAY!

The rest of the blog is rated 18+ due to the amount of gore all over the place. (: Viewer discretion is advised.

DUN DUN DUNNN.
-starts poking you to death- BWAHAHAHAHAHA. No i'm not high. (:
I LOVE YOU<33333
seriously, i'm not high.
DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!?! :D:D:D:D
no no, like.. seriously. i'm fine. not high at all.
I SEE A PLANE! OR NO, IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? IS THAT SUPER---- oh it's a bird.
WALA WALA WALA WALA.
EEEEEEE
TEEEEEE
PPPPHHHHOOONNNEEE
HHHOOOMMMEEE.
Or does he say go home? NO. I'M SURE IT'S PHONE HOME. DONT RUIN MY MOOD!!! D; YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!
Okay i'm done.
ONE MORE THING.
HAIIIII WINCENT! (: {vinnie the wooh} claimage! <--new word. (:
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